Celebrity Fezzers

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 SCAREY?
Screamin' Jay Hawkins (with Henry)

Screamin' Jay is the ultimate Fez Meister as the following quotes from the page testify:

"He used various props, including a rubber snake, a skull on a stick, a smoke-box that had been built by an electrician at the Apollo Theatre, and a black satin cape. He was also booked to feature in Freed's 1957 movie, Mister Rock And Roll, but his appearance - in a loincloth, and with white shoe-polish on his face - ensured that this singular celluloid contribution would be consigned to the cutting-room floor. "

"To open his act, Screamin' Jay would be carried out onto the stage in a coffin that was in flames. This coffin was his key prop, but it was also a nuisance, particularly after the National Casket Co. forbid its retailers from selling, renting or lending a coffin to him for such irreverent uses. When "Alligator Wine'' also wandered briefly onto the charts, a rubber alligator motif was added to his act for a while."

"Jay had also enjoyed a very brief stint in Fats Domino's band, but was fired for upstaging Fats by wearing a gold and leopard-skin outfit and turban." WHAT A GUY!

And if he was still alive (or undead), Boris would be the second choice of Fez Meister

Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs

Is Sam the Sham really the Kalif of Arkadash? You should see the Kalif when he has his beard.

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 resulted from
Wreckless Eric with The Baron

Click to see the Fez Night this
 resulted from
Lenny Helsing of The Wildebeests, Thanes (and every other Edinburgh garage band) fame

Laurel and Hardy and the Sons of the Desert

Mr Ren Hohick

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